READER COMMENTS:

I loved this one, Keep up the good work,
"I guess when your hot your hot"
 

Another good one ;)
 

I truely enjoyed your article, UNDER MY SKIN. A
good belly-laugh was all the medicine I needed to
continue my day in a pleasant mood.  Thanks for the laugh!
 

I really liked your story about cable television,
but this one is even better.
 

I guess your columns are a contradication for
anyone requiring surgery. . .LOL.
 

I truly enjoy your style of storytelling. Is it only evident
when you write or are you like this in real life too?
 

 I haven't laughed so hard at an email since the one
about washing cats came along.   Thanks!
 

Your columns are the greatest!  Keep it up..
 

You Crack me up ;)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I very much look forward to your columns..
You are great at what you do..  ;)
 

I have a good friend who is a mindlessly addicted
golfer.  May I send a reprint of this to him?
 

That was a very refreshing bit of humor, most on
the internet can be very dull or far reaching.
 

Now I have somewhere to go for a laugh
every week to avoid working!
 

I was just writing to let you know that I really enjoy reading your articles in the Standard Observer.  I was reading the Weds. November 12, 1997 article that you wrote and I laughed so hard.   Being a parent myself and knowing how at times other parents totally ignore their children's behavior I really related to 'The Three Marlenas'  I just wanted to let you know that your articles are funny and I enjoy reading them very much.
 

Dear Geoff:
I appreciate you returning my email.
I really do enjoy reading your articles.
 

I have been meaning to write to for some time.  I remember reading a
story you did about the "Visits from Aliens" or something along that line
and I really enjoyed it.  I was telling the girls at work about your story on
Wednesday and it was one of those you have to read it to appreciate it kinda stories.
 

 First time reader...Great story !!!
Merry Chritmas and a Happy New Year
 

Thanks I enjoyed this one!
 

Geoff, I read your column on Tuesday about forgetting the neighbor's name. I
laughed and I understood.  I enjoy reading your column and get a laugh out of
reading them.  Oh, I wanted to mention your one article that I laughed my butt
off about...Your uncle taking you to his dental college. I loved that one.
Well have a good day and keep the articles coming. I for one love them
 

Loved it...as usual
 

You are really funny, funnier than Dave Barry.  You've got to syndicate this.